Luxury Cars Mugs

"Ownership gives one a real sense of accomplishment. Or skip the whole accomplishment thingy and just lease."

"What are the chances we'd both have brand new black Porsches?"

'Are we there yet?' (Numberplate reads Godot 1).

"It was a gift from god."

"He adored that old car !"

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Business men talking, "Out here a guy could be lulled into thinking that there is more to life than just the power or money"

STRIP The grass is always greener on the other side

'Oh we like the car but where are the cup holders?'

'The only reason you married me is because my father left me a fortune!'

'Bodyguard? What a quaint expression. I'll have you know that Stevens is my bitch!'

'Where does he think he is - Wall Street?'

Ace Limousine Service - we cash welfare checks.

Bonus on Board

'What's the point of having a luxury car if you put it in the garage at night?'

'You can't just throw money at everything.'

'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'

"Why do we always have to see MY Porsche when there's a Crash on Wall Street?"

Limousine hire

Car Auction

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"It's a sports car. It's supposed to be uncomfortable."

"To practice social distancing, we'll need a bigger limo."

'Excuse me, sir, but they need you in the stadium. You're on deck.'

Tandem limo

"The plumber is here."

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'When we left the White House we were flat broke!'

'I'm sure going to miss Cuthbart's bragging about his gals, porche, his trips to Europe...'

'You say voters in many areas can't relate to me?'

"My desk-top computer doesn't know what my back seat computer is doing!"

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

"It runs on hybrids."

"So, even after we've bought us a new car, our lives remain fundamentally unchanged."

"I assume that he's taken a snow day."