Luxury Car Dealer Gifts

Rolls Royce statue with crash helmet on.

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

Artisanal Gases

Top model

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Bubbly

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Baroque Peacock

New Shoes.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

How come rich kids do so well on SAT tests? Their parents give them books, fancy trips, lessons and

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Do you buy cars here?"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'