Car Dealers Gifts

"The great thing about selling these babies is that if the buyer misses a payment the car drives itself back to our dealership!"

And this is the economy model.

'I need a car I can't afford.'

Larry's used art

Drool Marks

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Do you buy cars here?"

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'It seats two comfortably.'

"It's ideal for the man who works close to home."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Mohammad's motors

'If you're looking for compensatory materialism on wheels, look no further.'

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

It's great for pulling the birds!

'God's speed.'

'Those are all highway miles. The previous owner was a pharmaceutical sales rep.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

'Do you have any of those cars with 'My Child Is An Honor Student' bumper stickers on them?'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Perfect."

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"This baby gets such horrible miles per gallon, you actually save on gas because nobody can afford to drive it!"

"It goes from the factory to us in $29,500."

'Take me to your auto body shop.'

"And when the extended warranty kicks in, we send you a big can of new car smell."