Luxury Car Dealer Prints

Rolls Royce statue with crash helmet on.

"It was basically $10,000 per cup holder."

Artisanal Gases

Top model

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'Super premium gas, of course, and we recommend spring water for the radiator.'

"Even my chauffeur has a chauffeur."

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I've decided to step down as CEO so I can spend more time with my money."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

Bubbly

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Baroque Peacock

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

New Shoes.

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'If we have only fractional ownership, it's not a private jet anymore, is it?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"I'm starting my own movement—Occupy Fifty-Seventh Street."

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Woman thinking about luxuries.

'What - no internet? No USB ports? No socket for the coffee machine? No phone? Are you crazy? My husband was a very important CEO!'

"How much?! Blimey, to get my money's worth, I'd need to use it EVERY WEEK!"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

Kensington Fluffies