Luxury Car Collector Gifts

'Got a beautiful shot of a Jag speeding into a sunset last week!'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"What old school? This is my life."

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

'My ambition used to drive the economy. Now it drives my Mercedes.'

"Do you buy cars here?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'They don't make cars like they used to.'

'God's speed.'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'You don't have the muscles to buy a muscle car, dear.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"Four hours study and the poor love still can't decide which luxury saloon to buy for himself."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

'How about a nice saloon?'

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

James May

"See that dog, Mr. Hendricks? That means you either have a shredded fan belt or your fuel pump is sucking air."

Top model

Car number plate reads - 'My multi-national corporation right or wrong.'

Acme Flyswatters.

'But, honey, the girl in the bikini only adds to the awesomeness of my car.'

"...and it comes with sat-nav, which as you can see the previous owner used all the time."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"