Conversion Enthusiast Gifts

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

'At Tesmer holdings, we don't break the rules! We change them!'

'I don't like our new copier, it sliced my report into hundreds of tiny strips.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

Man feeding his computer money.

Mohammad's motors

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'The reason I have been able to keep my job through these turbulent times, is that I welcome change, especially if it's from a vending machine.'

Good coaches help people change, great coaches help the change stick...

'Maybe change is a good thing.'

Blend Schools

"Our company is going to embrace cutting edge change...that's why the room is full of old white guys waiting for me to load a motivational video into a VCR."

The Robotics Department. It says here that these guys completely replace all the cells in their bodies every seven years! Wow! What a slow upgrade cycle! If we don't replace all our parts every six months we become obsolete! It makes you wonder why they're in charge! Yeah, like they expect us to remember thousands of gigabytes of data while they forget their passwords! (Published originally on April 19, 2006)

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

Change, Change, Change, Change.

'Welcome to Change Management 101. We'll start with some free falls.'

'Well, there's another strikeout. ... get that bat company on the phone. I'm having second thoughts about their so-called 'volume discount.''

'You should have seen me sooner, Mr. Fenswick.'

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

"Good news, sir – your carry-on has been upgraded to business class."

"I think deep down he's really pleased the union has a female head for the first time..."

"I prefer your early pieces."

"I hope I haven't taken you aback by asking you to attend the change seminar."

'He looks set in his ways, but I can change him.'