Canine Convert Gifts

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

'You might want to let that one go...'

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

A religious discussion

"The dog sent me a text, I think he needs to go out."

'I've always hated cats...but this one is different...kind of like a dog.'

Book. Formerly Books.

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

'I had it converted into a P.O. box.'

'Face it, the border collie isn't working out. We'll just have to get a cat.'

TV News. "Sesame Street" is moving to HBO. There goes the neighborhood!

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'