Canine Convert Pillows

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Je-Hereford's Witnesses

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

'You might want to let that one go...'

"OK so - this might sound kinda crazy - but what do you think of me peeing on you?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Cow and stable door 'What do you think of the barn conversion?'

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

'Just like the website, lots of visitors, few conversions.'

A religious discussion

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

'I've always hated cats...but this one is different...kind of like a dog.'

"The dog sent me a text, I think he needs to go out."

'I had it converted into a P.O. box.'

'Face it, the border collie isn't working out. We'll just have to get a cat.'

'I've decided I want a Dalmatian now...!'

'So you're through with crossdressing and you want me to refer you for wolf-to-sheep surgery?'