Cat Convert Pillows

'Face it, the border collie isn't working out. We'll just have to get a cat.'

'I've always hated cats...but this one is different...kind of like a dog.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Copycats

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Police Feline Unit

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

"Cat box"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You mustn't pull the cat's tail so hard it tugs the head inside, sweetie!"

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

Cat Nip.

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Biofelineism

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

'Do you have any catsup?'

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

"Now I really hate poetry."