Hockey Convert Pillows

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Leafs win the Cup!

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

The Real March of the Penguins.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Zdeno Chara

Bowling - The Early Years. This game will never catch on --- it's too hard on the goalie.

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'