Hockey Hell Enthusiast Pillows

'Bad sport.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Zdeno Chara

The Real March of the Penguins.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Curling Rocks!

Kane and Abe L.

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."