Hockey Hell Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Bad sport.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

The Real March of the Penguins.

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Zdeno Chara

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

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"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

Curling Rocks!

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

Kane and Abe L.

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'