Ice Hockey Fanatic T-Shirts

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Real March of the Penguins.

Zdeno Chara

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'

Kane and Abe L.

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."