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'Time out! Fish on!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

An orca bursts through the ice to seize a hockey player.

'What gives you the feeling I'm a cherry picker?'

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Panettone

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

Ice Skater

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

The Real March of the Penguins.

"You call this ice?"

Trawling for Fish.

Zdeno Chara

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

"We used to be cooler."

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Giant Ice Skates

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"What?!! I'm reducing friction on the ice."

Kane and Abe L.