Ice Hockey Enthusiast Mugs

'Time out! Fish on!'

'Last warning, Girard! Get rid of that mask!'

An orca bursts through the ice to seize a hockey player.

Although unable to purchase the whole team, Fiona Winklestein puts in a successful bid or Candiens forward Maxim LaPierre on eBay.

'Zamboni 2': Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the ice.

'What gives you the feeling I'm a cherry picker?'

'Could you wait until I drop the puck next time?'

'I call that check my 'Pancake Special'.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

Panettone

Hockey Season.

Ice Skater

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Trawling for Fish.

"You call this ice?"

Zdeno Chara

The Real March of the Penguins.

The Hockey Puckey

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'...According to the survey, Canadians prefer the doggie style positions, so the can both keep watching the Hockey game...'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'