Hockey Fan T-Shirts

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

Goal keeper leaving his unifrom in goal.

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

When Chess Pieces Play Hockey. Penalty Box. They gave me two minutes for checking.

NEWS ...An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth... But enough with the hockey scores!

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

"No penalty?! - He made me spill my wine!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

'It sort of makes the game more interesting.'

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

'Professional ice hockey is banning hits to the head...players may now back into each other when leaving the NHL parking lot.'

Job Safety - Hockey Pool.

Covid Goal

Hockey player and snowman

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

Spring Training

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines