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"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

The Real March of the Penguins.

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Raging Bull on Ice

'You're allowed to pick up the ball before it stops rolling, you know.'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

'I had three catches dropped today.' - 'Yes, but the were dropped by spectators in the stand.'

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

Kid to sister about Zamboni (ice smoothing machine): 'Yep, I think we're going to have a snow day.'

Penguins - one is skating.

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to receive, I'm actually a pretty good hockey player."

White Wine on Ice!

Football fan

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

'The league got tired of the fights, so they now make them battle it out over a poker game. The games are now 16 hours long.'

'Get out of bounds, Johnson! Turf shark!'

"Mom said Dad pulled a groin playing hockey. When will he realize he's not 60 anymore."

"He needs more exercise. I recommend a team sport like hockey. He'd make a good goalie."

Men on a shoot with a pointer dog

"None? Good - what about long-term goals?"