Field Hockey Fanatics T-Shirts

The moms of the field hockey players you took home all called angry. What happened? The kids rode in the back of my pickup. I got pulled over. Are you mad? Are you kidding? They will never ask us for rides again! Free at last!

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

Hockey Season.

The Hockey World

The Leafs win the Cup!

The team video didn't spotlight my talents. I've hired my own film crew. They'll showcase my skills so college recruiters can see my strengths. Wow! How can the director pack so much into one little video? Great point! Daddy? Tell Steven Spielberg we're going feature length. Nice save!

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

The Real March of the Penguins.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'Why can't we go on a field trip to heaven?

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Dating The Daughter Of A Hockey Goalie

'His wife is very supportive.'

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

"I'm watching the hockey game. The score is 4 nothing for the Zamboni driver."

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Good game.". . ."Good game.". . . "Nice game.". . . "Good game.". . . "I'm in love with you.". . . "Good game."

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

Ref shows footballer green card.

Kane and Abe L.

Reach you goal! Financial Planners Inc. Quality Dentistry. Get you smile back! Anger Management Classes. Downtown clinic. Slipped on ice? Clark Law can get you cash$.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

'Where the Deer and the Antelope play and veterinary dental bills are high.'

'Now, lift and squeeze the diaphragm.' ... 'Sweet.'