Hell Aficionados Pillows

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I'm the bad guy..."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

Horror Stories.

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Don't go in there!!"

Halloween Selfie

Monster Baseball

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"We were made for each other...!"

'Scary movie?'