Hell Escapades Enthusiast Pillows

Because of his inability to adapt to an eternity of torment, Jake was eventually kicked out of hell.

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

Houdini attempts to escape a relationship.

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

Houdini's Dog

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

"Well, I've finally gotten out of the office."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Prison Escape

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Patient walking out of hospital.

Devil skis down a volcano.

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

The devil makes work for idle hands...

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

"Ok, first the good news..."

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island