Hell Escapades Enthusiast Pillows

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"I know I said you could retitle your office, but..."

Houdini's Dog

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'... and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those dang meddling kids... that and my incredibly stupid plan. Also in retrospect, I realize my costume was, regrettably, quite lame.'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

The trouble with trying to quit smoking.

'That holiday I booked for my wife to the Galapagos Islands? She found her way back, so can we try another destination?'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

Prison Escape

"Turkeys don't just build escape tunnels without a little help."

"Good news! Our septic tank is shot."

"This is what the city pays us for, DiAngelo!"

Patient walking out of hospital.

'This is why I had to pad my resume.'

Heaven on the Phone to Hell - 'We've got Sky.'

Devil skis down a volcano.

"Wait a minute ... this isn't my timeshare!"

Houdini's lesser known brother Carl.

"There's a rumour going round that one of you is planning an escape."

The devil makes work for idle hands...

"Ok, first the good news..."

'So the age of light touch regulation really is over.'

'Yes, I sold my soul...but what could I do? They held all the papers!'

Convict has dug a tunnel, but ended up coming out of a desert island

"Why don't you take up a sport,son-like long distance running-away from home...?"