Hellish Adventurer Pillows

Devil skis down a volcano.

"Good game."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"Now you can send it."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'Mom, Dad... we found out that in a previous life, Sheila was a dog and I was a tree. That's why we decided to marry to continue this promising relationship!'

"...it's another metal detector."

Parachuting bishop.

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

'And so you can imagine our surprise when we discovered our hall closet was the gateway to hell!'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Hippie Edibles Co.

Spiritual Show Observed by the Grim Reaper.

Joan of Arch

Angel in heaven walking a dog that is peeing off of a cloud

'This reminds me of something funny. Remember the day I was shopping in that china shop and suddenly sneezed?'

Tom Mullica.

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"If only you knew. . ."

'Steam from the boiler turns the turbine which then powers the air conditioner.'

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

Nude Beach/Perv Bluff

Excalibur sword in lake slicing boat in half.

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

Devil with Fire and Brimstone In-Trays.

'On a more positive note, your hot flashes will seem relatively cool.'

'Do you remember our first date?', 'Sure I do! --'long ago, in a Ford Galaxie far away....''

"I'm open to new things."