Hell Enthusiasts Pillows

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"How was prom?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Back to school: The Horror,

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

The Bride of Frankenstein

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Trick or treat?"

'Wh...What's that behind the...EEEIII!!

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'