Hell Enthusiasts Pillows

Jimmy Hoffa in hell.

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Dead Funny

Chiller Theatre

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

Solar Frankenstein

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

"Don't go in there!!"

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

'...And the best he can do is a bunch of gophers?'

"How was prom?"

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

Stephen King

Back to school: The Horror,

Young Stephen King

Happy New Ear!

'I hear they wrote their own vows.'

The Horror Film Director.

Publishing Inc. It's a serious history of horror films, with an occasional pop-up page when you least expect it!

The Bride of Frankenstein

'I'm left brained and I needed some right brains.'

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.