Golf Enthusiast Turned Hockey Rookie Pillows

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

The Amateur Golfer

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Clock Face Golf Set

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Must you wonder if the Rangers will start Lundqvist with a strained groin Friday night against the Devils so loudly?!"

"It's a special golf bag for beginners - It has a built-in GPS."

The Golfer Gardener

'Ms. Brown memo to all staff:'FORE'.'

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Smooching on the Golf Course.

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

I like ice golfing, but we sure go through a lot of balls.

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'Guess Who Just Got A Hole in One?'

"Remember to keep your head down."

Golf on the moon

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'They must be NHL fans.' 'No, they're dentists.'

Man reading 'Golf Made Easy' book.

"You've got it to go straight but you're facing the wrong direction."

'I'm going to try to be a pro hockey player. So, if I don't return, you'll know I made it, and you can take charge of the marketing department.'

'He's a true hero.'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'I like to think of myself as Tiger Woods' greatest nightmare - although I'd don't know why he'd ever dream about me.'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

He lived and died for golf.

'You missed it again, Mum!'

"Despite his unorthodox style, Jason Vorhees' record number of saves still astounds hockey experts."