Birdwatcher Turned Golfer Pillows

Golfer Taking a Shot from a Nest Up a Tree.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Great tights!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

'Unfortunately, although I worked on the movie, I did not meet Mr Hitchcock in person...'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

'I hear they're going to cable.'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

The Golfer Gardener

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Who died?"

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."