Nature-cherishing Golfer Pillows

'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

The Golfer Gardener

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

Pest control.

Too many beers at lunch?

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

Golf Crime Scene.

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

Fairway trolls.

2042

A goose loose on the golf course.

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Golf mole

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

He lived and died for golf.

Why you should never take a retriever golfing.

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.

Doctor has put a golfing glove not a surgical glove on.