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'Of course I'm concerned with green issues...'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

God in the bunker.

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Ugh, I hate it when the stampede stops to do 'the wave.'"

The Golfer Gardener

'Stop your complaining it was the only cart left.'

Too many beers at lunch?

Pest control.

Golf Crime Scene.

"My handicap is the water, trees, windows, the highway..."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

'As soon as the ball reaches the green, I swoop down and steal it: I just love the look on their faces!'

'Do you mind if I play through?'

'I don't have a problem with you spending $1,500 on golf clubs, so you shouldn't complain about my spending $100,000 on a sports car.'

2042

At first he thought he had died and gone to heaven.

Two Dictators in their bunkers.

"Oh, shoot! I'm in the rough sketch again."

Fairway trolls.

A goose loose on the golf course.

'It takes more than a stormy day to keep me off the green...'

'Every Sunday I thank God that I'm an atheist!'

'Damn! I forgot I needed arms to pull the cord.'

'Justin hacked another divot... Rub his nose in it or he'll never learn.'

Golf mole

He lived and died for golf.

Golfer crying over the grave of a sandwedge

'Your new golf shoes are ruined.'

Why you should never take a retriever golfing.

Pirate Flag on Golf Course.