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A goose loose on the golf course.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

7 Dwarves of Retirement

Zeus's Caddy

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

God in the bunker.

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Free Range Golfers

Husband and wife

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

'Are you sure it's ours?'

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

Executioner with golf bag full of axes

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'