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A goose loose on the golf course.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Zeus's Caddy

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

Free Range Golfers

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

Husband and wife

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'You're away, Doc!'

Golf cart in the hospital.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Of course I can make a commitment. I'm committed to my job, I'm committed to the constitution and I'm committed to my golf game.'

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Your guy looks a little nervous.' 'Yeah,i know. It's the first time he's ever played in front of such a huge gallery.'

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."

'Are you sure it's ours?'

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

'Let's not mention this to the fellas at the office, okay, Hal?'