Nature-loving Golfer T-Shirts

Golf mole

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Zeus's Caddy

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

'If you can't control your temper,sister,you shouldn't be playing this game!'

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

"This is great. I've been playing miniature golf so often I almost forgot what regular-sized golf is like."

"You'll get your sandbox back as soon as Daddy has practiced a few bunker shots!"

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Office worker chips a golf ball into in tray on a desk at work.

'I'm banned from going to golf with him again: How was I supposed to know I'm not to bring the ball back?'

'Don't move.'

Husband and wife

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

'Hey, Dad! How about a round of computer golf?'

A hunter is chased by a shark and a golfer sees sharks in the sand traps.

There are more things to life than golf--but I ignore them.

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'

"Twenty seven shots, first hole. I think we'll call that a dodo."

Rodin's Golfer, Rodin's Divot

"How long is this hole!! 540 metres!! I'll need a car to drive that far!!"

'You're away, Doc!'

"Don't drink and drive. Don't even putt."

'Maybe I should use the nine iron.'

Golf cart in the hospital.

"Duh!"

"Mom says you are going to play in the sand."