Birdwatcher Turned Golfer Mugs

Golfer Taking a Shot from a Nest Up a Tree.

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

Vegetarian Birds

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

French Early Bird

"Pass that."

"Great tights!"

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

Elon Musk Ditches Twitter Logo

'You've never played golf before, have you?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Chickenspox

"Eric, this is your father, mister Trump." "You must have the wrong number. I'm Mortimer Park."

Jonathan Bugsy Seagull

"Now, son, hitting a car is all about timing. You'll want to release about here..."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'I know you like romantic things, so I built us this love-nest. Stuck together with my own spit.'

'Do you think anyone will notice my funny hat shaped like a fish?'

Vegetarian restaurant: 'Two vegetarians please.'

"Now will you knock it off with all the bird calls?"

'I hear they're going to cable.'

"I'm a bird dog."

"Why?"

'I want to tap into my higher self.'

'Without running tests I'd say you're eating too much turkey.'

The Golfer Gardener

"That bird looks just like your drone."

"We only have three and twenty black birds for the pie."

"I'd rather be golfing...and I am."

"Instead of migrating this winter, why don't we do a cruise?"

The Fifth Annual Crow Convention - "If you ask me, I reckon it looks like a murder!"

"Far out Nigel, I know you're a purist, but at some point, you'll need to switch to e-books like the rest of us..."

"Who died?"

'Will you get your mind out of the gutter!'