Birdwatcher-in-training Pillows

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

Intelligent people laugh too!

"That's not how I sat on you."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

They try, but those crows can't make noises they used to. The lost caws!

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"You're worried about salmonella? We're vultures for cripes sake!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Bird Torture.

"Two vegans, please."

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'