Birdwatcher-in-training Pillows

'Hup, two, three, four! Hup, two, three, four!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"The fish sticks here are very good."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"That's not how I sat on you."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

'Bob, I know you're a Mockingbird, but a few compliments every now and then would greatly help your marriage...'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Two vegans, please."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Bird Torture.

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Well, thanks, but we have no need of a Divorce Lawyer: We're Lovebirds you see...'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'