Bird Watcher Wannabe Pillows

"I'm a bird dog."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Congratulations. It's a chick."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

'You're not supposed to catch them!'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Vegetarian Birds

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Pets.

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

Pointing.

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

Geese's Thoughts.

Do you have anything bigger?

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Espresso Martini Peacock

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Now what?'