Hockey Convert Mugs

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I know I'm still in the Juniors, but I already need a therapist.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

Hockey Season.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Zdeno Chara

The Real March of the Penguins.

"Tom, let's explore why you feel Andrea's inability to understand 'icing the puck' is passive-aggressive."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Kids playing ice hockey for a medal.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

'Cool!! Your Dad lets you take accordian lessons??!!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'His wife is very supportive.'