Bark Side Convert Gifts

He used to be a cat person, but he went over to the "bark side."

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Barks in code.

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

No Soliciting

"Bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark bark" "Fwd: fwd: fwd: bark bark bark bark"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogs

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

'I found him on the internet.'

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

'...and I know exactly how to interpret his barks.'

Doggie door in The Pearly Gates.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"That's just not the real me."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

'They do say they're a shy breed.'

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"He sounds authentic. That gets my vote."

"It's always so loud during yappy hour."

A day in the life of a dog.

Headshot of perky dog.

'Can't one eat in peace!'

'I heard my master say I was getting fixed...I didn't even know I was broken!'

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

"He's sending an instant message."

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

'Will work for tummy rub.'