Farm Convert Gifts

"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

Rooster

Cage-free eggs.

The stuff of Legend.

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Scrooge McCow

A solar powered cow.

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"One day, assuming that I don't flip out and massacre everyone down at the mortgage bank that's foreclosing on us, all this will be yours."

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

Glad we moved out of the City

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Bar Code Harvester

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.