Farm Convert Pillows

"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"Scuba cow"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

'Wait, Doc, wait! My cow's still in your chute!'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I'm sorry I bumped you, honey. Hello, tech support, I have a farmer in the Dell!"

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'The environment people only worry about endangered species, not endangered individuals.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The stuff of Legend.

Cage-free eggs.

Rooster

'I didn't know you were a cook. I just heard Daddy say you'd make good sausages.'

"Mommy wants you to know where your food comes from."

Scrooge McCow

A solar powered cow.

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

Animal Farm: Battery Hens Not Included

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

The Large Hadron Cow Collider.

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'Retirement is great, I don't have to do the early morning milking anymore: I can finally sleep in!'

Glad we moved out of the City

Bar Code Harvester

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

Old MacDonald is a having a hard time urbanizing.