Country Convert Pillows

"It's great having all the space, but Dan has been missing the city a bit."

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Mine says, 'Blaming China won't work.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

Report on radio: 'In the City the pound fell against the dollar, the dollar fell against the euro and finally the whole lot just toppled over,'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

New Electric Car

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

"No, thanks Bob. And just exactly when did you decide you were a 'dog person'?"

"If I become 'Born again', can I fudge a bit on my age?"

This one needs re-booting!

"We were dog people when we met - what happened?"

What are the chances?

When this is buildings we can say we remember when all this was fields.

'You might want to let that one go...'

"Agnes when did you go all religious?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Before booking-is it Euros in Bognor?'

"Now that's what I call an offer you can't refuse!"

What's this in Euros?

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

A religious discussion

"I'm switching the farm from dairy to organic crops only. You'll have to work a lot harder to earn your keep."

'I've always hated cats...but this one is different...kind of like a dog.'

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"