Moving To A New Farm Gifts

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Allotment

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

Thatched roof car.

'Where's my glove?'

Holiday cottage

"We should get out to the country more often."

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'...and then I married the handsome farmer and the two hundred head of dairy cattle.'

...Well I've got to make sure I REALLY like where I am.

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Tree Squirrel

A Gated Community.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Information...

Snedly and Snedly, the first company to leave the city, and take their buiding with them.

"Carol, our guests are here, along with the complete L.L. Bean catalogue."

"Why are these things always such pathetic kitsch?"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"