New Farm Acquisition Gifts

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"What's wrong with swallowing up other companies?"

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'Where's my glove?'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Cage-free eggs.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

The stuff of Legend.

Rooster

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"Gentleman, come in! Come in! Let me take your company."

Scrooge McCow

"I came, I saw I takeovered."

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Well, Dad, it's 2:00 AM and we've been messing with her all night...'

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

'Shakin' bacon.'

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

Sheep reverses roles in the shearing process.

"Dear, I'd like you to meet the Holsteins."

'Jim finally got a fast bike. Now all he has to do is get used to it.'

'Will someone fetch me that new dairy maid?'

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"I'm trying to find that perfect piece of art that will make me think I know something about art."

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Highway project

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

How farmers are made...

An Organic Christmas