Buying A Farm Gifts

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Loans cost the earth, in your case 140 acres of it"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Milking the Cow.

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Superstock'

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

Local food for local consumption

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Rooster

Cage-free eggs.

The stuff of Legend.

Farmer's credit.

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Scrooge McCow

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Home Sweet Home On The Range