Buying A Farm T-Shirts

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Loans cost the earth, in your case 140 acres of it"

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

Local food for local consumption

'Superstock'

'Where's my glove?'

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

The stuff of Legend.

Farmer's credit.

Rooster

Cage-free eggs.

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

Fresh vegetables for sale / Pick your own for even fresher vegetables.

"....one minute I'm there - chewing the cud - the next, I get this urge to lead!"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Hold your horses! I'm working as fast as I can!

Home Sweet Home On The Range

'With a herd of three cows it doesn't take long for inventory, does it, Dad?'

Scrooge McCow

"I couldn't be happier if I were in slop."

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'