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"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Rooster

Cage-free eggs.

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Planner at work.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Scrooge McCow

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

"It's perfect."

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

'What do you think of the barn conversion.'

Scarecrow with a TV head.