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"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Cage-free eggs.

Rooster

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Planner at work.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Scrooge McCow

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

Man with head in ground: 'I'm not burying my head in the sand, I'm doing the coal mining search myself.'

"Old Martini Had A Farm"

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

"I just love what you've done with the place!"

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"I'm off girls...gonna make the most of being an empty nester, while it lasts!!"

Old McDonald bed & breakfast...NO EIEIOing after 10PM.

'The acting was awful and the plot was thin, but the mortgage rate looked interesting.'

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

"It's perfect."

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

Man walks past estate agent with 'Buy one, get one free!' sign.

...and this is you bedroom come dining room come kitchen come toilet!

'What do you think of the barn conversion.'