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"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Planner at work.

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

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"I've just been gazumped!"

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

Piggy bank #4: factory.

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

Urban relocation

Man walks past estate agent with 'Buy one, get one free!' sign.

Sign reads - For Sale Still Under A Million.