Historical Property Admirer T-Shirts

European Thinkers (1): 'If Obama wants to waste tax dollars, why doesn't he buy this old heap?'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Posh Easter Egg

'Under the Trees- Regent's Park'

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Baby car seat for a Native American.

"No, we won't take Greek relic instead!"

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

Welsh Lady

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Bath Bonfire

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

Originally, Stonehenge was part of a much more ambitious project.

European Loan to Greece

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

'So what do you do?'

Greece

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."