Heritage Admirer T-Shirts

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."

Viva New York (Cinco de Mayo)

Wedding in Westminster Abbey

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

Stamp collector.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Litter Tray Stonehenge

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

The Kali De Milo.

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

Posh Easter Egg

Signing the declaration of independence.

Medusa and Perseus.

'Moses looks back - 'The commandments, the Red Sea, the books of the bible, but I never had a hit song.'

Teddy Roosevelt

Hillary Clinton

Pisa Hut.

"Oh no! - Here comes the National Trust again!!"

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

Antiques

"Who are you callin' a low down snake-in-the-grass? That's upright snake-on-a-barstool to you, mister."

"Fashion over function!"

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side befcause she was green, and an 'O'Houligan'..."

Baby car seat for a Native American.

A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'