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Martin Luther King Jr.

Hillary Clinton

Nelson Mandela

JFK Commemorative 40th.

Our Founder - Born 1831 Died and Stuffed 1907.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"It was her mothers"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

Pisa Hut.

Teddy Roosevelt

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

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