Legacy Admirer Pillows

Martin Luther King Jr.

Hillary Clinton

Nelson Mandela

JFK Commemorative 40th.

Our Founder - Born 1831 Died and Stuffed 1907.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"He's deliciously vintage."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

We have a nice selection of office artifacts, a typewriter, carbon paper, ashtrays, our CEO's last handwritten memo...

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

"It was her mothers"

'Do I remember pre-decimal coinage?I remember pre-Tudor coinage!'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Pisa Hut.

Teddy Roosevelt

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

Too young for the sixties, too squeamish for the seventies, too unambitious for the eighties, too technophobic for the 90s, too poor for the '00s, too old for the 'teens."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."