Historical Property Buffs T-Shirts

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"Oh, mournful and terrible engine of horror and crime—of agony and of death, not asparagus again!"

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Thomas Keneally

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

"You're unlikely to find anyplace on the market that is truly impregnable."

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'And here you see the heart of this nation's capital. If you roll down your windows, you can smell the BS.'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Alderman shocked at a proposal to pull down Temple Bar

"My only hope is that future generations honor this day of independence with a huge one-day sale."

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Welsh Lady

'It's a coat of arms, not a logo.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

House Hunters of the Old West

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"People don't live like that anymore."

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

'So what do you do?'

"I'm sorry son, but one day all this will be yours."

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

Greece