Purchasing A Historical Property Prints

"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'And this is Eddy, he's been giving virtual tours long before computers.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

Realtors: 'We make house calls'.

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

'Floodplain close - House on stilts with ladder. Estate Agent saying, 'Welcome onto the property ladder...''

Planner at work.

Wait! It might be cheaper to just knock it down and build from scratch.

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

"It's got everything: northern exposure, hardwood floors, central tree."

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'For added curb appeal, I think you should fill the moat.'

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

"The meaning of life is location, location, location."

Harris Realty We Make House Calls

"I've just been gazumped!"

'It's a dump, but it's a steal at this price.'

'I sold my house and got what I paid for it. But you bought it in 1962.'

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'Due to a slight technical mistake, I sold your house to me for £2.50.'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

Urban relocation

Man walks past estate agent with 'Buy one, get one free!' sign.

"It's a quaint, one room, no bath, no half-bath, no basement, no windows, hole-in-a-boulder studio."