Moving To A Farm Gifts

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Storage buildings in farm country are shaped like silos.

'There goes George leaving without leaving a forwarding address.'

I LOVE what you've done with the place!

Cage-free eggs.

Scrooge McCow

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Rooster

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

Allotment

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Country Bumpkin.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'How very Cumbria.'

"Analysts warn that computerization of the villages won't give the expected results!"

"I always forget how much louder they sound in the country."

"It's God's country, if your god wears camouflage and dips tobacco."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

Milking the Cow.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"This isn't the big city anymore, Jim. I'm the facilitator now."

'Superstock'

Local food for local consumption

Thatched roof car.

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'Where's my glove?'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

"We should get out to the country more often."

Woman keeping a chicken in her room for fresh eggs

Holiday cottage

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!