Buying A Ranch Gifts

Home Sweet Home On The Range

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

Use your imagination.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What kind of alteration did you have in mind?'

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"Great for worship then! Great for retail now!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

'If I lived there, the first thing I'd do is have my head examined.'

"Not cool washing sheep in the dishwasher people!"

"You and your 'Go with the flow.'"

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

The Mortons: It's all about our money.

"I understand they've bought a dairy farm."

'I'm so glad I moved into this basement flat Mary. It's put me on the property ladder and the neighbours are so friendly!'

"Now do you see, Betty, what a little luck, a few sound investments and the shameless inflation of corporate profits through bogus transactions can buy."

"I've always had this dream of buying a little farm and then selling it off piece by piece."

'Mate, you've just paid two grand for a T-shirt and a hand-mower.'

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Some musicians discussing a new land purchase for hunting

'To be built on this site - Farm' - 'Confounded reactionaries!'

Urban relocation

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

'Maybe we could liven things up by getting a hub airport.'

"We're thinking about getting a little pied-a-terre in hell."

Highway project

"First we get a bunch of cows."

"Well,hopefully we only have to wear them for a week or two."

"How many acres do I have? What's an acre?"

'Great. You found my septic tank.'

'Developer' shocked by price of 'Retrofitting needs' on old building

"Lots of what?"